16 September 2008

9 UNDERGROUND CLASSICS REVIEWED

This was first posted on August 10th, 2008 on the normal "American Rager" blog page.

Reviews of what I deem "Underground Classics". The idea for this came about while digging through boxes and boxes of old tapes and CD's. All of these are underground music. I consider all of these either extreme music or outsider music. All of these are form the Northeast region of the U.S. I consider all of them genuine and original. I'm thinking about bootlegging some but not all. If you ask, I'll make a copy of anything except Squidlaunch or Landed. Good luck getting through it all.

In no particular order:

1 - DAWN CULBERTSON - "The Return of the Evil Pappy Twin"
Dawn Culbertson (1951-2004). Dawn is probably one of the truest outsider musicians that I have ever met. This CD is 10 cover songs that are played on the lute and sung in a monotone voice. The whole CD has a pretty somber feel. The lyrics really take on a new meaning coming from Dawn. She speaks herself through these others' lyrics, spotlighting different themes by accentuating different lines. Certain lines that don't stand out on the originals stand out on her versions. I don't know what her true feelings actually were, but this CD certainly portrayed in how and what she sang and what songs she chose to cover. I don't know about the originals but these songs are about wanting something that you don't have and wanting to be something/someone else, songs about "going without" or being on the outside of things, socially.
But if you didn't know her while she was alive, you might not care about who she was. On that hand, these are pretty interesting stripped-down punk and heavy metal covers. Bare & revealing.

2 - THE FOURX - CS
The Fourx were Ben Jones, Keith Waters & 2 other people. I got this tape in 2001 while on tour. I played a show with them at the Berwick Institute in Boston, Mass. They were 2 drummers and 2 guitarists, maximum riffage out of smallish amps and full-on dread-drum-head banging. The live performance sounded very lo-fi. The small amp, low-end guitar that I saw live came across as much more Led Zeppelin inspired and classic rock nostaligic on the cassette. Again, very warm and riffy with the right amount of hi-end.
The tape was recorded in stereo, one guitarist and one drummer in each speaker, almost completely panned. The funny & great thing about this tape is that it sounds like each duo, either the left-speaker duo or the right-speaker duo, are playing their own song, completely separate from one another. The separate songs/duos meet in your ears and make a very complex and dynamic music. What came across as rock chaos live, came across as very well written, heavy rock songs on the tape. The two duo's battle and weave themselves together in your ears. Right after I heard this I bootlegged about 20 copies.


3 - KITES - untitled first cassette BR05
"There's a chimney fucking the sky, there's smoke ejaculating out of the top." Very simple & innocent. I know he recorded this onto a 4-track, probably in his bedroom or a closet. Now that I think of it, he might've mentioned that it was in a kitchen. Whatever, it sounds like a closet. I know it was a 4-track because while handing this to me he said that he had just received the 4-track for Christmas from his Mother. Most of the songs are lead by a bass or an acoustic guitar. The guitar or bass usually sounds quiet and folky yet pretty jagged. There's a lot of singing with heavily effected vocals, sometimes sped up. There's a lot of lyrics, like the ones mentioned above. Ambient music bridges the songs together, sometimes becoming their own songs. They are sometimes on the heavy, scratchy, noisy, 4-track feedback side, sometimes a bit more lightly & droning. The noisier parts have a casio, digital keyboard to analog tape kind of sound. It's really a sweet fucking listen. The kind of tape that you flip over and over. Recorded onto a 4-track, released on tape. There's a lot of pop sensibilities on this, buried and improved upon. Great hooks.
Before this tape I only knew Chris as the wild singer of "And That's All She Wrote" from when they played a few times with my band, "Assfagut". I think but I am not positive that I traded my first solo tape for this tape, his first solo tape. It's a small, coincidental/parallel world.


4 - SQUIDLAUNCH - "A Cesspool of Ugliness" - 7"
Western Massachusetts free jazz rock band formed in 1992. Man is the Bastard plus freak-out. Slow drums with the bass in front, leading the way and forming slow semi-stoner grooves. Out of nowhere, all of a sudden bursts of blast-type beats. Simple one-string guitar lines. Thrashy, screamed, harsh, slobbery vocals. Bass, guitar & drums, everyone on the floor. The first side has a perfect punk quality. It is very full. At the end of side one there is a lock-groove with someone saying, "pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty" over and over and over again, until time ends. Side two has a little bit of a lower sound quality. I think it may have to do with side one being at 45 rpm's and side two being at 33 rpm's. The vocals sound WAY better on side one, they are at one with the music. All in all, the quality is perfect for a 7" and for capturing their existence.

5 - M AX NOI MACH/NOISE NOMADS - 9-volt split cassette
I know this is my own release - but what the fuck ever. No one else reviews my music, especially no other American (one European does, no Africans). I feel like I should include this review because it is intensely, presently influencing and inspiring me. All the music was made by instruments exclusively powered by 9-volt batteries. This was supposed to be a compilation on Bonescraper Recordings but we were the only 2 that actually recorded 9-volt music.
I recorded my side onto a Fostex R-8 8-track 1/4" reel to reel. I used 2 home-made tone-generators and walkie-talkies for vocals & feedback. The quality and warmth of the found is so FUCKING amazing. I listened to this recently and then went out, searched, found and re-bought the same 8-track again. It made me re-care about what I was recording onto and what kind of sound I was getting recorded. Not just about the written parts and content that was being played. The songs are pretty grimey & rhythmic. Machine music, 9 volts beefed up by sweet analog recording quality.
The Noise Nomads side is sickeningly harsh. If I remember correctly, at this time he was playing with a mic running through 2 distortion pedals. Both distortion pedals were only powered by 9-volts. Unearthly yelling and growling, he'd improvise for about 10 minutes. It's a simple set-up but extremely effective. Really raw, a man standing in the middle of the room growling until his face turns red with points of release where he'd yell and his face would turn white (regular) for a second. A mic in his mouth, his pedals in one hand and his amp in the other. About 30 copies of this were made. I think 10 of those people actually listened to it.

6 -DARREN FINIZIO - "Adventures in Fragmentation Vol. 2+3"
Darren handed me this tape in 2003. He said, "you'd like this, its from 1996 and this one guy put it out but I don't think he every really got it around... I've never seen one." He was asking me to re-put-it-out. I listened to it non-stop, making all the right plans to release it - buying tapes, dubbing them and brainstorming on ideas for the cover. Like time, the idea faded away and got buried underneath projects and/or dust. The next thing I know is that it's 2007 and I'm sitting in my room going through a box of tapes. I came across this and put it on. I didn't shut it off for about 2 weeks, memorizing every word. The title is "Adventures in Fragmentation" and that is exactly what this is. It was recorded onto a 4-track in a bedroom at his parents house. A lot of this is people talking on the radio. He cut up their conversations to make them say what he wanted them to say & then threw in his own, very dark, comments mixed between, subliminally.
"It's the stuff we're made of that creates mass-murderers, unfortunately, I am not one" It goes from that kind of sound collage to him having conversations with himself as two separate personalities, each with a different voice. After some of that, there is an instrumental synthesizer song. More of the collage & then a psychadelic ultra-catchy pop song about being an outsider. All the transitions are very rapid, instantaneous. The birth of his later "identity" bands first appear on this tape: Hoppy the Frog, Dyke, Muscle Factor, Open Minded Men, etc. I still have a few copies of this left & I am planning to sometime in the near future, release volumes 4+5.

7 - SOREN - "The Pirates E.P."
The one thing that I don't like about this is the spoken vocals. Thank god they are sparse & only on one song. It makes this teeter a fine, weird line between early emo and weird free jazz. The cover-art looks like a painting that you would normally find hanging on a wall in a coffee shop. That, combined with the boss distortion not going into the red, falsely good analog sound, creates a pretty endearing effect. What makes this a nice release is remembering what they were like live. I saw them in a basement in Northampton in 1999, which is where I bought the tape. The drummer drummed on a junk-drum-set, full with kegs and random pieces of metal. The guitarist/singer wildly head-banged, his guitar feeding back hi-pitch-like and the sax player practiced a good dose of restraint. They seemed as if they were improvising but would then come together for tight written parts. The instrumental shit on this tap is what rules, the songs where the sax is the lead and carries solid melody lines. "Pirates 2" & "Pirates 1" are both highlights and examples of that. The first few songs on this tape are low-lights, but as soon as "Pirates 2" starts, it REALLY picks up. Side 1 ends with Pirates 2 and Side 2 starts with Pirates 1. A similiar sax line rides a bit smoother on #2 and then later, on #1 it destroys itself. "Ghosts", the last song, is also a highlight, slow-moving and haunting, good for actual "low-lights". If this tape wasn't recorded so perfectly it would sound a lot better. Push the tape into the red, duh. Dark pre-neo-hippy non-intellectual spazz writeen free-jazz. Pretty heavy, too.


8 - LANDED - "Everthing's Happening" - CD
Legendary Providence band. This CD rules. Sick puke non-sense vocals buried and part of the "musical texture". I'm sure that there are words and thoughts in there somewhere. Heavy psycho party-rock music, destroy the room, destroy everything and then light yourself on fire. Very groovy and VERY heavy. 7 tracks, untitled. Songs, semi-written. From start to finish this thing is un-stoppable. Just go buy this, it might actually be findable. I think this CD completely killed warehouse rock for every band that will every try to play it every again.


9 - USAISAMONSTER - "7" - CD-R
Colin & Tom rolled into Palmer, Mass to play a backyard show in a shed. Because of patrons' alcohol & weed consumption, the kid that lived in the house in front of the shed shut down the show. He shut down the show by pointing an amp out of the second story window and yelling into a mic, "everyone has to leave". He then road his bike around the yard yelling the same thing over and over and over again. I guess these were his concentrated efforts in the war on drugs. With the show shut down & myself responsible as the middle man, I found a back-up plan; another youth from Palmer's parents were out of town for the weekend. The whole show followed each other in a train over there. We cleared the living room.
Defecation played first in the kitchen, contact mics on a toy-piano running through effects pedals. After that, Usaisamonster played in the living room. Furniture pushed to the perimeter. At least six cabs formed a wall behind the drummer, 3 wide and 2 tall. Our amps faced theirs, the two drum-sets in the middle. They played one 10 minute long  song that morphed from one riff, turned into complete destruction and then fell into another riff, perfectly. Extremely head-banger friendly. Very free but perfectly joined, only they knew what was coming next & when it was coming. That song is the first song on this CD-R. A lot of the songs on this later appeared on other recordings, re-recorded. But to me, there is nothing like this "tour version". Nothing as fucking raw & heavy. Head-bang, drive your pick-up truck drunk down dark dirt-roads and hop into a lake, naked after having some sick sex and cumming all over a hairy bush. This CD-R and era of USAISAMONSTER fucked rock music and made it psychic, not psychadelic and trippy or wasteful.

15 September 2008

BEST ELEVEN OF 2007

This was originally epublished on January 8th, 2007. It was my first blog post ever. Just now I have decided to start a second blog that is just music. In order to keep my poety and cell phone photography separate from the music. I will try to do one of these once every 2 months or so, since they are so long.

Blog #1. I'm still trying to figure out the format for this. Despite what it says at the top, this is my first & is only a "Best Of" list. I know from now on it's going to be a planned periodical blog that includes some of my POETRY, my CELL PHONE PHOTOGRAPHY and maybe an occasional "opinion" column. It will be pretty formatted. 3 pictures per blog, 1 poem, 1 column. And every once in a while I will throw in a "special". It might be something like this one.

I always wanted to do a "Best Of" list for a year. Finally last year, or last last year, 2006. I decided to keep track of sick things that happened in the upcoming 2007 & then write a little review. I actually did it. I also think everyone else's lists are pretty boring. I never got asked to do a list for anyone else's web-page so I decided to do my own. On my least favorite list of 2007 you can put everyone else's "Best Of" list for two-thousand and six.

In NO particular order:



ATTITUDE PROBLEM
Probably the best band of 2007. They aren't on here for any particular release or any particular show. They are on here just for existing. 2 drummers,  one bassist, one massive beard. AT, Kevin & Ryan. I got to do a little week long tour with them, but that only meant that I got to see them a bunch. The two drummers mathematically BASH away at the drums while the bassis RIFF's along. Stoner prog thrash punk with a big ass middle finger in the air. Whoever didn't like this wasn't drunk enough, or wasn't high enough, or didn't have long enough hair. Or never listened to actual rock music and learned to rock.

D.J. SURGEON @ Inciting HQ 060907
One of Detroit's finest Ghetto-tech DJ's. He went on at 2 a.m. The show was at Inciting, it is located on Delaware Avenue. It is what looks like the office upstairs from & for a meat-packing factory. Its about the size of a small high school classroom. It is tucked away, hidden & between some of Philadelphia's biggest, stupidest night-life, shimmering tube top clubs. D.J. Surgeon really showed everyone what was what. Amidst a crowd full of gamers & Jersey whiggers he pleasantly stopped the needle & said "whassup everybody, come up here and check this out". And then proceeded to scratch the way I have never seen anyone ever scratch before. I'm sure you have, since DJing seems pretty boring to me. But that wasn't the best part. It was his mixes & how awesome the crowd got. Heather throwing a couch across the dance floor, ripping the shirt off of a fat gamer, flirting with the total square, that was trying to calm her down, by showing him her tits. DJ Surgeon ruled, I'm sure he could've packed any club anywhere in the world and I'm sure he could make anyone in the whole world dance. It was pretty cool cause he ended up at this little ass place. And it was pretty cool that we ended up there, high on ghetto coke listening to ghetto-tech after a sweet Angeldust/Birds of Delay show.

CF - POWR MASTRS
Unbelievable. I hope this is the first of many. I seriously hope that this is the first of many. If I remember correctly, a couple days after he gave this to me, I finally sat  down to read it. First I smoked  a huge joing and drank a 40. That might not mean anything to you, but I hate weed and I hate weed culture. Except for those special occasions. This was one of those. It really  made the respectably psychadelic effects of the story work. The graphics were simple. The story is like a modern day youth-culture noise artists projection of living in a Lord of the Rings type world. Almost creating a Henry Darger style "world of its own". Sick frame progressions, sick magical explosions. I could say more about the actual story if I hadn't been completely absorbed into it while reading.

BIG MOE R.I.P. MIX
Big Moe, the only person in the world that likes Codeine more than me. One of the S.U.C originals. One of the motherfuckers from the original D.J. Screw tapes. Anyway, he died last year. Shortly after, this 3 part mix popped up on the "Houston So Real" blog. This is possibly some of the best "rap" music that will ever exist on the whole planet, if you even want to call it that. It's only down-hill from here. Not just Big Moe, but the whole Houston culture is worth checking out. Some certain Screw mixes are on my "Best of the Best Ever" list.

SINK OR SWIM 4 Episode TV Pilot
Mr. Kornhauser. This was better than seeing a band at a show. I never thought to watch (or make) a 4 part drama TV show at a dirty old warehouse. Especially one made by all of your friends with no tongue in their cheek. Actually piecing together the sci-fi, 6 Feet Under, thriller piecies. At the end of each episode you were left wanting more. Highly recommended.

ANGELDUST/ERNESTO AVELLINO SPAIN/PORTUGAL TOUR 1107
This was an amazing experience for me. 3rd time touring in Europe. The Spanish countryside is where dreams are made, actually. Playing in an old slaughterhouse in the Basque country. Eating food that made think I have never actually tasted before. The drugs. The hard alcohols: Orujo, Bagaceira, Absynthe. The jokes, the mirage of freedom. Watching Ernesto hump the ground while yelling "I Love Me!" All the views we got to see, all the drives. I could go on forever about this. (There is a detailed journal type account of this on my personal myspace page.)

KEVIN SHIELDS @ Adventure Island 062607
The reason this was awesome is simple. I was surprised. It started out sucking to its fullest. An indie-rocker girl sitting on the floor playing really boring psychadelic wobbly jam music on a little casio keyboard. It was at a pretty low volume, she was only running her fingers up & down along the casio. When I was just about to fall asleep by pissing from boredom, she BLASTED into a full on wall of noise by whacking two pedals. She also had this weird old cash register thing that whenever she touched it, the sound would be manipulated. Well, she sort of writhed around the cash register awesomely awkwardly for about 10 full throttle minutes until playing with that little casio again at the end, to bring it full circle. The element of surprise in jam music is pretty fucking affective, bringing in something totally new to your set, totally abrasive after establishing boredom. Or really doing that after establishing anything at all. Anyway, I talked to her for a minute after the show but haven't heard from her since. She probably found out that I was a foot-fetishist pervert that watches videos of old ladies pissing every once in a while.

LAZY MAGNET 12" "He Sought for that Magic which all the Glory and Mystic Chivalry were Made to Shine - or - Is Music Even Good?"
Everyone else got this on tape or CD. I got one of the 5 LP's that were made. The copy I have, has no cover, its just a test press: A 12" record with no label just sitting in a white paper sleeve. The 2 sides combine to really make one whole song that includes every single genre of music ever created, but somehow it all makes sense. Somehow it all flows together flawlessy, never making you even consider that thought, that it really is EVERY kind of music ever created. New wave, metal, indie rock, french pop, fantasy rock, drone. But not like "yo, dude, this is like the perfect combo of every music like fusing it all together to form the like  super-music." It's actually a new wave song, then a metal song, etc. A seriously beautiful piece of music geniusly woven together. 

D.J. DOGDICK @ BOBO'S 121507
DogDick rolled in after everyone else had already played. He set up for 30 minutes, chugged a beer, shot the shit & then played. The set started out with an atmospheric ultra-tape-hiss intro from a homemade synth. He meandered around his BIG ASS PILE of cords & electronics, scruffling the stubble on his chin or playing with his soul-patch. It built up as he paced around & then eventually came in with a nice RNB hi-pitched fuzzed out sample. He sang his sweetly worded, completely gross lyrics while the simple beat sat in the back, buried underneath the atmospheric into. The atmospheric intro, now a burrier. He played for about 10 minutes total, then ended. A really nice tease. Everyone danced pretty hard, all 20 of us that were sporadically placed around this Italian Market storefront turned garbage-art gallery.

PARTY DJ-ed BY NAGOSKI/BIGDADDYNUGG/DOGDICK 123007
Jena & Leslie's birthday party @ my present residence. Smoking wet, drinking bagaceira, Sears in a wheel-chair rapping over a Freeway instrumental, smashing a naked lady painting over my head, Dogdick head-banging finger in the air, Gabber, the two Mexicans sitting on one couch for seriously 6 hours, smashed glass, Dirty Jers Babe Lair arriving in Philly, negative Darren rolling his eyes, double dutch, everyone dancing, beautiful women. This had everything that would qualify this as an official "party"... a full-on "Rager".

DRUMS LIKE MACHINE GUNS @ Adventure Island
I've seen the Morserberger brothers about 30 times total and at this show I was so fucking engaged I couldn't even head-bang. That's a lot considering I'd visually call these guys "Hair Noise". This set was total sensory overload. Big strobe lights filled the room. Ice cold noise cutting through the dirty garage air up there at the Adventure Island. In everyone's face, comedically, Brian slowly headbanged creating that sick ass visual you would always get while performing air-guitar as Guns N' Roses in your room with your little weak ass strobe light. Stunted movements, photo-stills hanging in the air. But what made it the best was all these things coming together: the strobe effect, the hair, the comedy & the cutting noise.


COSTES @ the Pageant Gallery 032207
This Costes tour wasn't as dark as the last time he toured the U.S. It was much more positive and had a serious amount of comedy in it. Even though it wasn't as powerful or violent as the last tour, this still DEFINITELY makes it on the best of '07 list. Rubbed Raw got to play a few of his east coast shows, so we got to see him a few times. The Philly show was definitely the best one that I saw. Sort of had that vibe like when you're at a frat party and someone shoves a whole beer can up there ass and all the other "dudes" start cheering for him. There's a beauty within that kind of action. The last tour was like watching an honest man show his honest feelings.... and some blood.... and some shit... and some puke.... and an aryan girl putting a razor blade up her pussy.